please don’t ever try to get my attention by neglecting me because i will alienate myself from you at terminal velocity
"My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress."
how can girls be 100% straight when lucy liu exists
bisexual invisibility isn’t new. you see, we’ve always had the power.
every unsolved high stakes art robbery? bisexuals.
crop circles? bisexuals with mowers.
poltergeists? nope just rowdy bisexuals
Roanoke colony? bisexuals probably.
Dear anti-BDSM blogs:
When you reblog kinksters telling each other “don’t play with X/go to Y party, we’ve heard reports of them violating consent or doing unsafe things, please stay safe” with a triumphant “SEE I TOLD YOU THEY WERE ALL ABUSERS,” you are doing the exact opposite of helping anyone.
You’re discouraging people from sharing crucial safety information by using it as a weapon against them (the people making these postings are kinky themselves), and by writing kinksters off as “all abusers,” you’re getting in the way of identifying the ones who actually are abusers.
You know how frustrating it is when kinksters get all “all BDSM is safe and consensual, BDSM is never abuse” without admitting nuance or flaw? When you pounce on kinksters who open up about problems in the community, you’re punishing them for not sticking to that party line.
also it’s just kind of gross that someone says “i was abused” and your first response is “AH HAH, I WIN THIS INTERNET ARGUMENT”